Brewer's Droop

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Well, I guess the bad news has a bright side, so…there’s that. But let’s start with the good news anyway.

The good news is that we have a new member of the #BeerFreeFor115 team! Please welcome Mike to the team! His twitter handle is “Runner Mike” so I’m not sure he really needs this challenge but maybe we can use him for some inspiration. :)

Now for the bad news…

It seems that beverage we all enjoy so much (you know, beer….it’s okay if you’ve forgotten, it’s been three weeks) is giving us something we don’t enjoy all that much. The technical term for it is “Brewer’s Droop” but we know it better as moobs. That’s right, man boobs. Our beer — especially if it’s a hoppy IPA — is giving us man boobs.

Hey, on the bright side, we still have 95 days to go in our challenge. That means we’re delaying the onset of the moobs, at least until some time in 2016.

I’m having lunch with the guys from Block 3 today. I’m sure we’ll discuss our special, post-challenge beer. I was going to go with an IPA but now I’m reconsidering…

Yours in beerlessness,

Farwell